Here is the solution:
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care
Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the
solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior
you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health
care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of
you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So
here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets
You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives. Of
course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a
roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth,
great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?
Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same
government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.